The power of George Clooney!  Let this be a lesson to all the ladies.  Once Georgie is done with you, it’s a pretty long way back to the top.  I’m thinking a little piece of her died inside the second Steve-O put his lips on her.  Dailymail: She dated Hollywood’s most suave star George Clooney, but now Elisabetta Canalis has started a surprise romance with Jackass daredevil Steve-O. The Italian beauty, 33, confirmed the rumours [...]

What Is A Donkey Punch?

Does the green light mean it’s turned on?

Many, many…many years ago, I got divorced.  You see, I have to start off the story like that so you can maybe, possibly understand my frail state at the time.  So keep that in mind as you find yourself squirming in your seat, at my expense. A buddy of mine was working as a waiter on Sunset.  He overheard a girl tell a friend, “I wish I could meet a guy who just wants to [...]

Oregon RB LaMichael James, one of the fastest guys in college football, wasn’t a big fan of the fast rides. This picture is absolutely priceless. James looks like a 5-year old kid. If you’ve been to Disney before you know they snap pictures on the ride at the most opportune times. James is their latest victim. Awesome.

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Here’s a compilation of hookers found using Google Maps. If anyone has the coordinates to any of these locations, please let me know….I need it for ‘educational’ purposes.

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Here’s pretty funny chart of, what if web browsers were celebrities. Pretty much speaks for itself.

I got it @ unreality mag

Gee, it really couldn’t happen to a nicer person.  This chick is such a cu next tuesday.  And of course she blames everyone else but herself. Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan could lose her $6m mansion in her bitter divorce battle. Bankrupt reality TV star Morgan, 47, is currently battling in court over a $3m settlement with millionaire 80-year-old John Adams Morgan, the New York Post reports. ‘I’m sure the world thinks, [...]

This almost hurts me to read, but it’s so damn funny.  The worst part about all this crap is her movie, Wanderlust only opens in the fall.  It’s going to be a loooong ‘effing summer of Jennifer Aniston.  Can we stop calling her America’s sweetheart?!   DailyMail: Matching rings and now moving vans? Things are really heating up between Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux. Never one to rest on her laurels when she [...]

  As the 5 or 6 of you who come to this site already know, speedmonkey  gets movie passes for all Universal screenings.  So you can only imagine my excitement when I got passes for Fast 5.  Wow, I thought.  This movie must be the greatest of all time, because they’ve now made 5 of them.  I always say, 5th time a charm.  Who cares that Vin didn’t want to do part 2… he’s a [...]

Here are just a few oddities you’d probably only see in America.  I always, like to say, the “buffet” as American as a lawsuit.  Enjoy. for more check out caveman