Many, many…many years ago, I got divorced.  You see, I have to start off the story like that so you can maybe, possibly understand my frail state at the time.  So keep that in mind as you find yourself squirming in your seat, at my expense. A buddy of mine was working as a waiter on Sunset.  He overheard a girl tell a friend, “I wish I could meet a guy who just wants to [...]

Rhetorically asks your girlfriend…You’re at a party, or out on a date, you run into a group of her friends and she kindly introduces them to all of you. Now of course you don’t remember their names because you’re either thinking about the hockey game you’re missing, you’re too busy starring at their boobs or too you’re busy trying pretending you are not starring at their boobs…chances are, all of the above. Anyway, you soldier [...]

For weeks, you’ve been trying to figure out how to ask her on a date.  You’re not a bad looking guy, so you know you’re looks aren’t holding you back, but for some reason you hesitate and you just can’t get around to asking her.  Everytime you see her, she’s always talking to someone, she’s, ‘holding court.’ She knows way more people than you do, and she’s always involved with her friends and other activities.  [...]

Maybe this is the problem with bankers, they just don’t know when to cut their loses.  Anyway, this will go down in the annals history as one of the best emails ever, along with the “best break-up letter” ever.  It all starts out so simply – boy meets girl at the Philharmonic, boy asks girl to go on date, date does not go well, girl ignores boy’s incessant calls and psychotic emails, girl gets fed [...]

I was out with some friends the other night and I was checking out this one hot chick who happened to be with to pretty ugly friends. At first I wasn’t sure if the hottie was blind, sympathetic or simply a nice person who doesn’t mind that her friends are ugly. Or maybe she hangs out with them to make her look prettier.

‘Oh, It’s You…’ You try to cover up your disappoinment, but your mom can tell from the sound of your voice… You go on to explain that you’ve been waiting for ‘her’ to call and everytime the phone rings, your heart jumps and as you reach to grab the receiver, you’re telling yourself, ‘it’s not going to be her’ … but you’re really hoping it is. And sure enough, it’s not.. it’s your mom calling [...]

The other day, one of my many girlfriends asked me what she could do to make me like her more.  I replied, “Can you be a different girl every night” which, in hindsight probably wasn’t the best answer, but it was the most honest, which I’ve learned isn’t always the way to go. As dick-ish as my answer may have sounded, I tried to convince her that what I said was a good thing.  She [...]

There is no book nor scholar that can successfully prepare you for the Jedi mind games that you’ll end up having to play throughout your life with the opposite sex. So with that in mind, we like to stick to the more meaningful physical advice. Nobody has a sure fire solution on picking up chicks. That’s the beauty of women. Every approach has to be different. Women can sense a routine. It’s your first date, [...]

For weeks, you’ve been trying to figure out how to ask her on a date.  You’re not a bad looking guy, so you know you’re looks aren’t holding you back, but for some reason you hesitate and you just can’t get around to asking her.  Everytime you see her, she’s always talking to someone, she’s, ‘holding court.’ She knows way more people than you do, and she’s always involved with her friends and other activities.  [...]