Is it Monday? I’ve been a little out of the loop this past week. One of my dogs is pretty sick and has been pissing on the living room carpet for over a week. It stinks. Anyway, speaking of smelly urine…
I watched the Habs get blown out by the Kings last night. Though the score didn’t reflect the beat down (habs only lost 2-1) Les Canadiens were simply outplayed. It was like men v. boys. Anyway, speaking of being outplayed… here’s Miley and Candice. Miley is like the Montreal Canadiens and Candice is like the LA Kings. Both are playing the same game, one just does it way f8cking better.
I have 2 sick kids home today. It sucks. I thought being a stay at home dad would be easy, but it’s not. I’m going in-f8cking-sane. Not because looking after 2 kids is tough, but because I can’t get any f8cking work done. I don’t want to plop my kids in front of the TV for hours on end, so I’m always trying to come up with something to do with them. As a result, I only get about an hour of work done a day. So when it’s time to pay rent, and I’m advancing on my credit card… it makes being a stay at home that much more difficult. The alternative is getting a nanny to take care of them, but now then I;d be working full time just to pay for the nanny. I’m hoping all this hands on time with my kids pays off when they are older… speaking of parenting and the lack of… here’s Miley Cyrus. So yeah, I’ll take advances on my credit card all day long if it means my kids don’t grow up to be anything like her.
Granted, she has 2 kids (maybe 3?) so it’s unfair of us to look at one of the world’s biggest names and make fun of her for looking like she’s been hit with a bag of nickles. It’s not as if she has access to personal trainers, personal chefs, dietitians, or that she even has time to go to the gym… oh wait, yes she does. F8cking sloppy pig. Has some pride and cover up your droopy self.
Like most, I hate this f8cking family. However, they do provide entertainment. Entertainment, which unfortunately makes them millions of dollars. Entertainment which influences our society. Just the other day a girl I know posted a picture of herself at the DASH store in Miami. Safe to say, I un-friended her immediately. So even grown ups fall victim to this crap. It’s sad. More scary than sad actually. I used to give people the benefit of the doubt, but now I’m going with the notion that everyone is dumb. It’s less frustrating that way.
#RumerWillis ~ not exactly sure how this whole mess of a creature is a cross between Demi Moore and Bruce Willis – both fairly attractive and normal looking people. I guess it’s the “Khloe” effect. Some families end up spawning one really freaky looking kid. Her wardrobe isn’t helping out much either… poor thing.
When you’re a celebrity, as Anne Hathaway is, you know you’ll be followed and stalked by paparazzi pretty much wherever you go. Before stepping out to run your errands, maybe have a quick check in the mirror? But if there wasn’t a camel toe, there’d be nothing to post. So camel toe away ladies… you can pretend you’re embarrassed by it, but the love of your picture being taken out weighs your embarrassment. Rock beats scissor.