Kids out of wedlock… check. Sham marriage, check. Getting a murderer off, check (OJ Simpson). Manslaughter… (Bruce Jenner) check… The hits keep coming with the family. In this post we also have Kelly Brook ~ who’s new show on NBC will pretty much be cancelled before week 3… we also have the hairy Stella Hudgens… just itching to release a sex tape or leak some nude pics. Girl’s gotta pay her bills…
So I’ve been away for a while. So glad to see absolutely nothing has changed. To be fair, I don’t know exactly what I was expecting to change… I guess I was expecting to change myself. To not care about hollywood trash. But with boobs like Kelly’s it’s tough to simply walk away. It’s a train wreck at its best. So am I.
It’s Wednesday. Which means I’m a little more happy than I was on Tuesday but not as happy as I will be tomorrow…. I get happier as we move closer to Saturday. I imagine most of you feel the same way. Anyway, here’s a bunch of rich people who probably couldn’t tell you what day of the week it is, because they don’t care. They have someone else that does the caring for them. Speaking of not caring… Jennifer Lawrence with no bra… #BFD. There’s video of her diddling herself … we’re supposed to care about pasties on nipples?
I was talking to my buddy today about jerking off. Actually, I was talking to him about his 13 year old son jerking off… I tried to remember how young I was when I started… and how one knows to keep going until you “finish”… it’s actually pretty amazing that once your balls drop, you start going to town on yourself. It’s instinct. Anyway, speaking of jerk-offs… here’s some of Hollywood’s best… doing there thing, bringing the very fabric of our society down with them.
As if we didn’t already know… look at the gaping mouth… all ready for her camera close up. The awesome thing is, she’s going to teach her daughter the value of hard work… wait what? Does this mean a North sex tape in 17 years? My son is turning 2… so with any sad luck, he’ll be watching North in a pee party…
dad’s #tvroundup ~ My wife and I enjoy watching a bit of TV. It keeps us from talking to each other. It’s great. We’ve gotten out a few shows and we carve out about an hour or so a night to watch, On Demand… so here are the hits and misses…
Ray Donovan – season two is now over. AWESOME, AWESOME show. By far my favorite.
The Strain – season 1 is about to end. We won’t be watching season 2.
The Leftovers – season 1 ended a few weeks back. Couldn’t even watch the rest of the episodes. Sucked so f8cking bad.
Legends – midway through season 1. It’s picking up. Mindless, violence and Sean Bean is great. Will continue to watch.
Married – season 1 is over. Awesome show. Can’t wait for season 2.
You’re The Worst – season 1 ended. Can’t wait for season 2. Great show.
Welcome To Sweden – season 1 ended. NBC picked it up for season 2. Awesome.
Orphan Black – season 2 ended a while back. Seemingly forever waiting on season 3. It’s not a bad show.
Grimm – Can’t wait… season 5? starts this month.
Parenthood – totally forgot the last season started this past week.
Homeland – let’s see what they get up to this season. Another awesome show.
So that’s pretty much it. Feel free to tell me I suck at choosing shows…
Is this a f8cking joke? She sure doesn’t mind taking tons of nude pics of herself… but don’t you dare try and take a pic with her clothes on… she’s such an idiot.