Category: Celeb

Miley Cyrus Lets It All Loose

My wife has been gone for a few days, leaving me with double daddy duty.  It’s been awesome.  I wonder if it’s a bad thing when you don’t miss your wife?  Speaking of bad things…

Useless Celebrities Being Useless

So Friday is here…I’ll blink and it’ll be over.  The good news is, HNIC is back baby.  #gohabsgo

The Upside Of Hollywood

 dad’s #tvroundup ~ My wife and I enjoy watching a bit of TV.  It keeps us from talking to each other.  It’s great.  We’ve gotten out a few shows and we carve out about an hour or so a night to watch, On Demand… so here are the hits and misses…

Ray Donovan – season two is now over.  AWESOME, AWESOME show.  By far my favorite.
The Strain – season 1 is about to end.  We won’t be watching season 2.
The Leftovers – season 1 ended a few weeks back.  Couldn’t even watch the rest of the episodes.  Sucked so f8cking bad.
Legends – midway through season 1.  It’s picking up.  Mindless, violence and Sean Bean is great.  Will continue to watch.
Married – season 1 is over.  Awesome show.  Can’t wait for season 2.
You’re The Worst – season 1 ended.  Can’t wait for season 2.  Great show.
Welcome To Sweden – season 1 ended.  NBC picked it up for season 2.  Awesome.
Orphan Black – season 2 ended a while back.  Seemingly forever waiting on season 3.  It’s not a bad show.
Grimm – Can’t wait… season 5? starts this month.
Parenthood – totally forgot the last season started this past week.
Homeland – let’s see what they get up to this season.  Another awesome show.

So that’s pretty much it.  Feel free to tell me I suck at choosing shows…

Is this a f8cking joke?  She sure doesn’t mind taking tons of nude pics of herself… but don’t you dare try and take a pic with her clothes on… she’s such an idiot.

Hollywood’s Pussy

#kimkardashian simply can’t think for herself or do anything that doesn’t require her mommy to be there… here she is after misplacing her lipstick…  Actually, it’s after some scuffle in Paris where she got her hair pulled.  Sadly it didn’t end with her being shot.  Although I would feel bad for their ugly daughter.  Or maybe not.  Anyway, this has got to be one nominated for TIME’s picture of the year?!

Kendall Jenner Looks Pretty High

She’s making a living as a model, having her picture taken with every move.  So it cracks me the f8ck up, when they play coy, trying to hide their face… idiot.  She’s only 17 and she’s living the life of someone who’s 30… can’t wait for this chick to get hooked on drugs and develop an eating disorder all by the time she’s 21.

Hot Hollywood Celebs With Boobs

The weekend is almost here – which means nothing to me anymore.  I’ll be lucky to catch a couple of football games, but other than that, I’ll be chasing my kids around, wishing instead I was buried deep within Demi Lovato’s thighs.

Hollywood’s Mentally Ill Celebs

When you’re basically a f8cking nobody, you gotta get out and hustle everyday.  Some of us, pick up trash, some work at coffee shops, some shovel sh*t… these idiots take pictures of themselves all day… just so you can remember who they are.

Celebrity T&A Weekend Round Up

Football is back baby.  Nothing says “Fall” like watching Tony Romo throw for a few interceptions…  I think, The Leftovers was also only last night, but who the ‘eff knows.  I stopped watching that show a few weeks back.  Just brutal.  As boring and bland as Justin Theroux’s GF, Jennifer Aniston.  Speaking of boring and bland… here are some celebs who are desperately trying to shock us in order to stay relevant… sadly, it seems to be working.

Celebrity T&A

The weekend is here, which means another Saturday of missed college football.  Maybe I’ll get lucky and catch a bit of a game in-between shuttling my kids around to various kid’s events.  Or maybe I’ll waste some time downloading and jerking off to pics of celebs… maybe both.  Either way, it’s gonna be a whole weekend of excitement.

Celebrities Who Love Themselves A Bit Too Much

I know it’s a redundant title… all celebrities love themselves…especially these ones…

Nicki Minaj Helps Advance Black Woman’s Power

While Ferguson burns to the ground… #NickiMinaj is doing her part in helping advance the black man’s cause.  How can one be a racist after looking at these stills?  Good job Nicki, way to empower young girls every where.  #amirite?