Category: Celeb

Hollywood A-Holes

Here’s Hollywood A-listers holes, the Jenner and Kardashian pigs.  Some kid in England gets physically ill when he hears any of their voices, or see their pics.  He’s not alone.  I have a puke bucket next to me right now…

Biggest Hollywood Douchebags

Every year Coachella has its big music festival, and every year Hollywood celebrities do their best to make a statement – even though that statement happens to be, douche bag.  The big douche award this year go to Vanessa Hudgens.  She always seems to win.

Not Slutty Like The Kardashians…

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The #Jenner sisters were on some show, doing something to promote themselves (I’m guessing).  It was some hidden camera show.  Anyway, Kylie and Kendall were both shocked when the person they were trying to fool makes a statement about “not slutty like the Kardashians” … the girls recoil in horror as if it’s the first time they have heard someone call them slutty.  Their entire empire is built of a sex tape, yet it shocks them that someone would dare call them “slutty”.  Whatever.  They live in their little slutty bubble where they actually think they are doing the world a favor with their mere existence.  Why couldn’t they be like Air Malaysia and disappear off the face of the planet.

Britney Spears In A Bikini

#britneyspears ~ See kids, sh*t does float.  Sometimes it just needs a raft.

Kylie Jenner. The Ugly One.

#kyliejenner ~ We are now down to the final 4.  There were some great games on this weekend and some ugly ones.  It happens.  Much like Kylie Jenner.

Kendall Jenner Showing Off Some Skin

#kendalljenner ~ I’m not sure if Kendall is trying to hide her face, or if she’s getting her hair out of the way so they can take better pictures of her…either way this chick is a total FAIL! Living the high life all off her half sister’s porn tape… which I just happened to watch again.  It’s important to remind oneself of where they came.  Pardon the pun.

Kristen Bell Digs Her Butt

My daughter loves FROZEN.  We play the songs everyday and she loves belting them out at the top of her voice.  I had no idea Kristen Bell could sing.  She seems to have quite a few talents… some should remain hidden.

Dad’s Weekend Round Up

What an awesome weekend of March Madness baby! There were some incredible upsets.  It was great to see Duke fall but it’s also time to see all the other elite teams disappear and make room for the Cinderella’s.  Much the same with all the idiot celebrities.  It’s time they all disappear so we can bring in some new clowns.  Send in the clowns…

Jessica Biel Sizzles In The Sun

Jessica Biel finishes up the week.  And I just finished up on Jessica Biel.  That’s how good relationships work!  And now for an entire weekend of NCAA… in-between changing diapers and trips to the park of course.

Kendall Jenner Or Miley Cyrus?

I know it’s not a fair questions, given that I’ve stacked the deck in Miley’s favor but posting pics of her half naked in compromising positions…but who do you think would be all around more wild?  I’m guessing that Kendall is as boring as it gets.  The only thing sexy about Kendall is her young age.  Once she hits mid-20′s, she’ll be an after thought.  Miley, is certainly not boring.  Sure, she looks like a f8cking horse and her ass is as flat as a pancake, but what she lacks in looks, she makes up for in cray cray.  As long as you wouldn’t have to hear her talk.  Maybe bring headphones… with volume that goes to 11.  Whatever, here they are… make your choice.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee And Her Big Round Role Models

Here’s #JenniferNicoleLee ~ proving that even though you can lose the weight, you’ll never lose your insecurity.  A few months back, Maria Kang came under fire for being a bully because of an ad campaign that showed her and her awesome body with a caption that read, “what’s your excuse” – it caused a sh*t storm among mothers (no doubt fat mothers). I honestly don’t find what she said, or the ads she is using to be offensive.  What offends me is, Jennifer Nicole Lee who can’t seem to keep her T&A to herself.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about T&A.. but why critics have pounced on Maria for her ads is beyond me.  Jennifer Nicole Lee on the other hand is ridiculous and is a horrible role model.  HORRIBLE.  All that hard work to lose the weight…for what?  So you can prance around in wet tshirts?  Just further proves the point that looks are the only thing that matter

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