Category: Babes

Melissa Riso Gets Two Votes From Me…

Melissa Riso really wants you to vote for her in the 2013 Maxim Hometown Hotties contest…

Irina Shayk Brings Her Cans To Cannes

OK. Phew.  For a second there I thought Irina might have low self esteem issues…

I Want To Google Fernanda Marin

No idea who she is, and it doesn’t really matter, does it?!  I do know that I tried Googling her and when it was over, I was pretty tired.

Lucy Mecklenburgh Candid Camel Toe

These pics are listed as “candid” which we know is another word for “staged” nobody else is at the beach…no pics of her ass.  If these really were candid pics… you know there’d be some rear shots.  Even amateur photographers know that…

Who’d You Rather?

The decision should be an easy one.  But keep in mind Ireland is only 17.  Maybe that’ll change your mind?  So it’s awkwardness v. sizzling hot experience… dealer’s choice (assuming we would ever even have a choice)!

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Petra Benova Starts Gets Me Off… To A Good Start

How weird, I was about to go to the beach too this weekend.  But my wife had a migraine, and my son pooped himself just as we were leaving.  By the time we got ourselves sorted, traffic got really bad, so we decided to go to the park instead.  Who needs the beach anyway.  It’s not like there’s anything to see….

Julianne Hough Should Look Happy. Isn’t.

I was actually at Disneyland for my daughter’s 3rd birthday, but on the 15th, not yesterday (16th) when these pics where taken.  The funny thing is, as I was walking around I was wondering if any celebrities were also at the Park.  Julianne answered my question, No.  No celebrities.  Just a chick dumped by Ryan Seacrest.  It’s $90 to get into the park, and I can’t believe a photographer paid that to get it… for pics of Julianne Hough?  AND it looks like she also hired a bodyguard.  Disney style.  Oh and yes, we had a great time.  ‘effing expensive but it needs to be done.

Top 10 Reasons Men Do Anything

I realize there are only nine pics.  That’s because the number 1 men do anything at all is because they are married!  If you don’t know what that means, it’s because you are one of the fortunate single men left.

Jennifer Nicole Lee A Role Model For Women Everywhere

My wife just called me from the Supermarket – Fresh and Easy.  I’m thinking about calling her back and asking her to bring home a jug or two of water…

10 Reasons Chicks Rock

This week has been dragging out.  I’m trying to keep myself busy until the weekend.  Couldn’t think of a better way to stay busy than to stare at chicks with big boobs.  Not matter what the situation, it always make life a bit more tolerable.

more chicks with awesome bounce

Who’d You Rather?

It’s Friday.  I’m happy.  Actually, if the Bruins lose tonight and the Kings win, I’ll be happy.  Barely makes up for the humiliation the Habs faced at the hands of Ottawa…but whatever.  One thing that will cheer me up is pretending I’d ever have a chance with any of these two chicks.  Say I did, I’d be all over chunky Ortega in a heartbeat.  And that’s probably how long I’d last… a heartbeat.  Enjoy the weekend.

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