Miss Finland 2012 Sara Yasmina Chafak spent the day at Miami beach on Sunday with her boyfriend who wore cool camo pants and a hat.

She is a bird…so technically she could be called fowl…

Tulisa Contostavlos. One of the judges of UK’s version of “X Factor” was seen strutting her bikini body in Los Angeles while on her California vacation. According to wiki, she’s in some hip hop band (of course she is) with her cousin Dappy (I wonder how she got that name) and someone named Fazer. Now it all makes sense why I can’t pick up chicks to save my life. Never mind that my mom is my gatekeeper, it’s because I don’t have a cool name or dress like the Situation. Also, according to wiki, she’s had a pretty rough upbringing which makes her quite the catch. I hear Chris Brown is single…

Here’s bimbo of the minute, Kate Upton trying her best to annoy the f*ck out of us by blowing kisses into the camera. I thought that was a move done only by Annalynne McCord, A move that you make when you’re so awkward and clueless that it seems like really the only thing to do. Kate, just stand there and don’t move. Don’t open your mouth (not yet anyway), and don’t try to be cute. Nobody wants to see that. You’re here for one reason and one reason only, to be gawked at. So boys, let the gawking begin. And by “gawking” I mean…

Clearly Kelly Brook should wear a bikini more often, because she obviously has no clue how to dress when it comes to actual clothes. She looks confused and Bambi like…

There seems to be a stupid celebrity rivalry between the US and the UK.  Can’t make it in the US?  Try the UK.  Want to achieve more popularity?  Try the US.  Kristina and Karissa Shannon are perfect examples of this phenomenon.  They weren’t hitting it State side, so why not try the UK.  Sorry about the lads.  These 2 sisters must be even more stupid than first believed.  They are twin sisters, they are hot, [...]

If you need proof that anyone can create and edit a wiki entry, have a read here on Sophie Turner’s wiki page.  To spare you the click, here’s an excerpt: With two big movies currently in the works, and an ever growing fan base, Sophie continues to share her star quality with the world at large. Anyway, here she is sharing her talents on Hollywood Blvd.  Which, if you ever have been to, is a [...]

So yeah, much like the Super Bowl, these pics are pretty boring.  It’s really only the 4th quarter when all action happened, so what’s the point in watching the first 3?  It’s the same with Brittney Jones.  Why bother with the small talk and buying drinks, the getting to know you…  You know she’s good to go, so just skip to the 4th quarter and dispense with all the pleasantries.  She’s pretty awkward looking and [...]

Well, the words “deep” and “blue” certainly come to mind. Well played!

I guess if I was never able to wear a bikini because I was too fat, then lost 75 or whatever pounds, I’d be flaunting my sh*t around too.  But I can’t help but wonder if Jennifer Nicole Lee is really doing anything to help other women?  Basically, what this chick is saying by wearing nothing but skimpy bikinis is, in order to really feel good about yourself, not only do you have to lose [...]

Here’s bottom feeder, Imogen Thomas.  She’s best known for having affairs with married men.  (see Ryan Giggs) She was also on Big Brother UK.  She hangs on to what little she can to stay relevant, so it’s no surprise that she’s wearing a Charlie Sheen tshirt, trying to be ironic…  Charlie Sheen is so 27 seconds ago and so is Imogen.