Melissa Riso really wants you to vote for her in the 2013 Maxim Hometown Hotties contest…
How weird, I was about to go to the beach too this weekend. But my wife had a migraine, and my son pooped himself just as we were leaving. By the time we got ourselves sorted, traffic got really bad, so we decided to go to the park instead. Who needs the beach anyway. It’s not like there’s anything to see….
I was actually at Disneyland for my daughter’s 3rd birthday, but on the 15th, not yesterday (16th) when these pics where taken. The funny thing is, as I was walking around I was wondering if any celebrities were also at the Park. Julianne answered my question, No. No celebrities. Just a chick dumped by Ryan Seacrest. It’s $90 to get into the park, and I can’t believe a photographer paid that to get it… for pics of Julianne Hough? AND it looks like she also hired a bodyguard. Disney style. Oh and yes, we had a great time. ‘effing expensive but it needs to be done.
This week has been dragging out. I’m trying to keep myself busy until the weekend. Couldn’t think of a better way to stay busy than to stare at chicks with big boobs. Not matter what the situation, it always make life a bit more tolerable.
It’s Friday. I’m happy. Actually, if the Bruins lose tonight and the Kings win, I’ll be happy. Barely makes up for the humiliation the Habs faced at the hands of Ottawa…but whatever. One thing that will cheer me up is pretending I’d ever have a chance with any of these two chicks. Say I did, I’d be all over chunky Ortega in a heartbeat. And that’s probably how long I’d last… a heartbeat. Enjoy the weekend.