OMG. My dad would totally hit that.

I no longer post anything about the Xerxes or the rest of her family because quite simply I hate the f8ckiung c8nt. Whilst I hate most of Hollywood, due mainly to jealousy, the Kardashians are in a league of their own. I don’t spend a second thinking about them and refuse to give them any attention… except for today…

Wait, when did Miley get a nose ring… is what you are thinking, right?

I had press passes to see Battleship on Monday, but I decided to pass. I figure I waste enough of my life posting Hollywood crap so why spend another 2 hours sitting through it.

#BestBuy Funny mustache guy, #BrianDunn, who’s got a ton of cash…and wife and three kids, was caught banging 19 year old, #DaynaCline

Here’s Lindsay leaving Bank of America, no doubt after they chased her out of the building with pitchforks…

Did I mention it was Mother’s Day yesterday? I mean what better way to celebrate the day than by hanging out with your mom.

About 15 years ago, I had heard from a guy who worked as a waiter in Malibu. My buddy was cornered by Travolta at in a sauna in Santa Monica.

I’m just happy some of these sexual predators are as stupid as they are. Anyway, her lawyer said in a statement that his client Jennifer Mahoney was “numb” and she couldn’t believe what was happening to her as she sat rocking, teeth chattering in a courtroom chair. How sad.

I mean being mentally ill is the ONLY reason Christina Aguilera would wear something like short sequence shorts. Or maybe she can’t read. Maybe she doesn’t own a mirror.

I saw this pic this AM on the dailymail’s website. However, went I went just now to get the pics, the post had been removed. True story.