Articles By: monkey

Sharon Stone Is Looking Good?

sharon stone bikini pics

OMG. My dad would totally hit that.

Kim Kardashian Looks To Produce Another Sex Tape

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I no longer post anything about the Xerxes or the rest of her family because quite simply I hate the f8ckiung c8nt. Whilst I hate most of Hollywood, due mainly to jealousy, the Kardashians are in a league of their own. I don’t spend a second thinking about them and refuse to give them any attention… except for today…

Miley Taking Her Puppies For A Walk

Miley Cyrus spotted in Miami Beach with her new Puppy

Wait, when did Miley get a nose ring… is what you are thinking, right?

Rihanna. How Much Longer?

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I had press passes to see Battleship on Monday, but I decided to pass. I figure I waste enough of my life posting Hollywood crap so why spend another 2 hours sitting through it.

This Dude Banged A 19 Year Old Chick

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#BestBuy Funny mustache guy, #BrianDunn, who’s got a ton of cash…and wife and three kids, was caught banging 19 year old, #DaynaCline

Lindsay Lohan Pretends She’s Employable

Lindsay Lohan stops at a Bank of America with her bra visible and her fingernails looking dirty holding onto a checkbook and a cigarette

Here’s Lindsay leaving Bank of America, no doubt after they chased her out of the building with pitchforks…

No, Look At ME!

tish cyrus no bra

Did I mention it was Mother’s Day yesterday? I mean what better way to celebrate the day than by hanging out with your mom.

John Travolta’s Assault Comes As No Surprise (Pardon The Pun)

Travolta massage Assault

About 15 years ago, I had heard from a guy who worked as a waiter in Malibu. My buddy was cornered by Travolta at in a sauna in Santa Monica.

#JenniferMahoney Don’t You Just Feel Bad For Her?

Jennifer Mahoney Babysitter Assault

I’m just happy some of these sexual predators are as stupid as they are. Anyway, her lawyer said in a statement that his client Jennifer Mahoney was “numb” and she couldn’t believe what was happening to her as she sat rocking, teeth chattering in a courtroom chair. How sad.

Christina Aguilera Must Be Mentally Ill, Right?

christina aguilera fat ass on the voice

I mean being mentally ill is the ONLY reason Christina Aguilera would wear something like short sequence shorts. Or maybe she can’t read. Maybe she doesn’t own a mirror.

Xerxes Struggles To Get Her Fat Ass Out Of A Car

Kardashian takes pregnant sister for a drive in the McLaren

I saw this pic this AM on the dailymail’s website. However, went I went just now to get the pics, the post had been removed. True story.