http://www.speedmonkey.net Popculture politives perversion advice I can only imagine what her signature looks like...surprised she doesn't use crayons to sign her name... Have a good weekend, ingrates! http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-rant/paris-hilton-is-an-ass Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 I think I got hit on by an old man in the steam room at the YMCA.  I went into the steam room which I guess is pretty phucking gay to begin with.  There's this 80 year old dude http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-rant/why-hello-audrina Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Holy shit, usually behavior like this is reserved for geriatrics with false teeth and drool hanging down from their lip.  Maybe throw in some slippers and a hair cap of sorts... Nice work Mr. http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/britneys-big-ol-nipples Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 So the other day TMZ showed a video of Britney making it through LAX security with a Big Gulp.  Something of course nobody is allowed to do.  I've been asked to throw away sealed water bottles only http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/a-britney-down-blouse Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Holy shit...and judging by these pics, she ate more than just her little lamb.  I think she may have eaten Nick too?!  Mariah prancing around Malibu for her new video... for weight watchers?  http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/mariah-carey-ate-her-little-lamb Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Today we have a sprinkling of various girls...the "I wanna be Pam Anderson" girls, some athletic ones and even some homely ones.  Hey, Speedmonkey is an equal opportunity exploiter.  http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/its-thursday-its-whod-you-rather Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Here's fugly Tisdale carrying around some overbred toy puppy that she not doubt either bought at a pet store or from a breeder.  The one thing she shouldn't do is walk around with it because having a http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-rant/ashley-tisdale-ugly-as-a-dog Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Me don't like ugly pizza...J-lo smash... Can someone please tell me what the phuck she has on her left foot?  It looks like a boot from Mad Max.  Maybe she finally escaped Skeletor's dungeon and http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/pizza-makes-jlo-angry-while-her-cleavage-makes-me-happy Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Said the night wind to the little lamb: Do you see what I see? 'Way up in the sky, little lamb, Do you see what I see? A star, a star Dancing in the night... Nipple Slip Hall Of Fame - DNS http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/miley-cyrus-upskirt Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300 Pals fear Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is teetering on the edge of an emotional breakdown after Melrose Place eviction. The rail-thin 25-year-old singer/actress is devastated after being axed from the http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-rant/ashlee-simpson-is-sad--ahhhh Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:44 +1300