The odd thing is, I didn’t get my invite.  Mind you, I recently  moved, so I’m sure my lost invitation had something to do with the mail forwarding… Anyway, I’m sure there’s going to be a ton of slutty Halloween costumes floating around the Internets today, but as far as I’m concerned, Rosie wins this year’s costume contest.  Mind you, I haven’t seen what Heidi Klum dressed up as.  Maybe she dressed as a Canadian and went as a seal clubber…

Whatever the case, I took my kid to the Toluca Lake pumpkin patch and it totally sucked.  It was run by a couple of inbreds, one of them however, had an awesome camel toe.  Or maybe it was her nut sack.  Hard to tell with inbreds.

Simply Put - Some INCREDIBLE Boobs - Funtasticus

Petra Nemcova See Through – NipSlip (nsfw)

Oh College! How I Miss Thee...Caveman

Christina Milian Nip Slip & Butt Flash - Peeps (very nsfw)

Jessica Alba Shows Her Breast– CelebJihad

Bree Olsen & The Pornhub Boob Bus – Video Highlights! Peeperz (nsfw)

Miley Cyrus Bra-less in a Mirror – TheNipSlip - (nsfw)

Dude Accidentally Shoots Off His Own Penis PeeperzNow

Hot babe overflowing from her bikini – Boobie Blog (nsfw)

20 Ways Guaranteed To Improve Your Day – We Rule