I was sick with the flu for the last few days… thanks for all the emails asking where the f8ck I went.  I’m kidding.  Not one email.  Actually, that’s not true.  I got an email from my mom telling me I was adopted.  Ouch.  Anyway, I’m back from the living dead, which anyone who has had the flu can attest, is a pretty good metaphor.  It is a methapor right?  I was only ever good at using similes which helps if you life in the Valley.  Like totally.  Blah Blah…Christina Aguilera at the George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony yesterday in Washington, D.C.

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