field guide to chicks of the united states

I got an email from a chick – pardon the pun – who’s involved with this pretty funny book, Field Guide to Chicks of the United States.  We all know how to pick up chicks, right?  I’m kidding of course… how are we supposed to know how to pick up a chick if we don’t know what type of chick she is.  How much wood can a woodchuck chuck..? Anyway, We know not all lines work on all girls, right?  You need at least 3-5 pick up strategies.  The more the better.  When to use what, where… that depends on the type of bird.   And really, how many birds can there possibly be?

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