I Got Jumped By #Hasslehoff

So I was in Santa Monica today doing a bit of surfing.  I’m terrible at it.  Anyway, I’m perving at the chicks playing volleyball when I look over to see the legend himself, #davidhasselhoff playing “paddle pong”  I take a few pics and move along.  And by move along, I mean I took more pics of the chicks playing volleyball.  Could have done it all day long.  Anyway, I hang out at the beach a bit longer until I decide to go home.  I get to my car, parked beside me is some decked out, gorgeous Mercedes.  I go to start my car, and the battery is dead.  I get out and walking up to the Mercedes… can you guess?  The legend, David Hasselhoff with his hot, hot, hot GF, Hayley Roberts.  I asked him if I could get a boost.  He happily obliged.  The only problem, he was late to a birthday party.  His.  So he had one of his assistants pull up to help us out.  As nice as can be, and I hate everyone.  Mostly, myself.

hayley roberts santa monica beach

hayley roberts santa monica beach

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