Ok well im 17 and i go to High school parties almost every weekend. I hang out and talk with girls almost the whole night but dont end up doing anything with the girls im talking to. How do i get one of the girls i am talking to go with me and hook up and make out or whatever it leads to. What do i say when im talking with them to get them to hook up with me.

Let’s see what we’ve got here..  you’re 17 – so girls are totally aware of what’s going on, that’s a good start. are you funny? are you making them laugh during this conversation? let’s say in a perfect world, you’re at a party, you’re talking to a girl, she has no boyfriend or obvious hang-ups, are you drinking at this party? if yes, then offer to get her a drink.. not for any other reason other that it fills up space. what you have to do is, get her alone. not like some phucking horror movie where you lure her into the back shed… but more like, ‘hey, let’s check out the rest of the house’ some suggestion that will let you know that she’s cool being alone with you. BUT before all of that (that’s the kill shot) you have to find out if she’s physically receptive you. as you two love birds start to giggle and converse, start to touch her – not like a blind man touching someone’s face.. but get closer to her as you speak – as you move in, does she lean back? check her body language. if she’s laughing at your jokes and she’s not really checking anyone else out, that’s pretty much a green light. i think back to parties when i was 17 phuck man, if a girl didn’t like you, she wouldn’t even look a you let alone talking and laughing.

back to the kill shot – so let’s say you now have her alone, you’re walking around the property or whatever, say ‘give me your hand’ if she does, take her hand, walk a bit, pull her in and kiss her. if she says, “no what for” kick her as hard as you can and run back inside the house… if she’s not into going anywhere with you at that moment but you still want to try it out, simply ask her for her number, email or text ID, skype, FB, Twitter… or whatever it is you crazy kids are doing these days… if she’s not up for leaving with you – but gives you her digits, then you know you’re in for next time, or she just gave you the wrong number.

basically you have 2 choices – play the odds and try your move at the party – keep in mind if she says ‘no’ you may ruin your night. or ask for her number at the end of the conversation or night. there’s no one answer. i just always went for it. sometimes it worked sometimes it didn’t. one thing for sure, no amount of cologne or cheesy lines will help you. what you do and how you go about moving in for the kiss is all secondary. it’s the careful art of reading her body language that you have to focus on. most importantly, you have to be willing to face rejection. i NEVER thought about ‘what if she says no’ i just went for it and honestly it worked about 70-75% of the time. Unlike today, i’m a shell of a man and i have no bother of going up and chatting to girls because they are all c*nts.  you’re 17 you have another 18 years to figure that out. so in the meantime, pick up your balls and make your move. good luck  hope this helps SM

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