For some weird reason, I get readers sending me emails about their dating problems… here’s one of them…

I’m afraid that i won’t have the chance to get laid when i’m in school… i went to this party in July and i knew very few people, like 4 out of 100, and it was super easy to hook up. but when school starts up, i know everyone, and i won’t get the chance to randomly hook up with someone, because i’ll see them again. also, i suck ass at getting girlfriends, because i have a weird personality. i can make myself seem cool for a short period of time, but i definetly couldn’t hold up the front for the time needed to get a girlfriend. any tips would be greatly appreciated.

Thanx for your email. We’re all afriad we’re not going to get laid… Isn’t going to parties where you don’t know anyone the best? Phuck, I used to love going to other school’s dances. It was ripe, fertile ground!

The only down side of course is you don’t know the ‘guy’ situation – which always got me chased out of dances.. I’d end up making out with some bigger guy’s girlfriend… So there definitely is a downside. The good thing about going back to school after the summer is, most people change quite a bit. You’ll see people who got taller, chicks who’s boobs grew over the summer months… On the first day of school, everyone is feeling the exact same way you are.

Everyone is checking everyone out, seeing who’s who.. marking their territories etc. Besides, you have NO business thinking about a girlfriend – you’re too young. Get in and get out. One day when you are 36 years old, living alone with your dog and goldfish in your single shitty one bedroom apartment, you will look back wondering why the phuck you got so bent out of shape over getting a girlfriend.   Besides, we all have weird personalities, if we didn’t, do you honestly think there’d be millions of fetish sites?

Judging by your email, you seem like a pretty normal guy who has his priorities straight, so just play it cool come September, don’t give away all your tricks in the first week… you ever hear the expression, don’t crap where you eat? Well maybe if you started banging chicks who didn’t go to your school, that would draw more interest from the ones that do go to your school. Besides, there will always be ‘strange’ parties to go to.

Good luck.

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