Can you f8cking believe the LA Kings are up 3-0?!  The Devils can’t.  Tomorrow night Kings should be able to put them away.  What a historic run.  I was thinking about going, but thickets are going to be upwards of 1K.  And who has that kind of money?  Not SLADE SMILEY!!!  In case you’re unfamiliar with the Real Housewives of the OC… this is Gretchen Rossi who, despite her horse face, has a pretty banging body.  She just recently got engaged to a dead beat named Slade Smiley.  As I am typing this, I have a shot gun in my mouth.  I’m embarrassed that I even know all of this, but if I want to keep my wife happy, I have to put up with some of her TV watching.  Because Lord knows my penis is small.  Anyway, I’m sure they’re going to try and spin off some show based on their engagement or whatever, and I’m sure that I’ll be forced to watch it… hurray for me.  But I do look forward to watching the whole thing implode.  And yes, I’m talking about my life.

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