I was out with some friends the other night and I was checking out this one hot chick who happened to be with to pretty ugly friends.  At first I wasn’t sure if the hottie was blind, sympathetic or simply a nice person who doesn’t mind that her friends are ugly.  Or maybe she hangs out with them to make her look prettier.  B*tch.

I wanted to go up to her and ask… but I decided not to.  It’s tough hitting on a hot chick when the friends she’s with are ugly.  There are 2 factors at play here:

1) Go for the ugly friend.  The hot girl will think you are so sweet and not at all shallow. She’ll get jealous and try to move in.

2) If you go for the hot one, she might feel bad for her friends and blow you off.

So it’s up to you on how you should proceed.  If you think about it too long you may miss your chance because you know there’s someone else waiting to swoop in.  Belly up to the bar, have a few more shots of courage and get to work son.

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