Katherine Heigl Is A Peach

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So I’m walking down Los Feliz Blvd. heading over to my bank, Chase. They just opened up an awesome new branch, dog friendly at the corner of Hillhurst and Los Feliz.  I digress.  Per usual I wasn’t paying attention.  I’ve gotten into the ugly habit of texting whilst walking… So with my head down, I spy out of the corner of my eye a baby stroller heading my way.  I see an Asian kid sitting in the stroller.  I look up and see this blond chick and some guy pushing the kid along.  My first thought was, oh that’s odd, a German nanny.  But then as we passed each other I noticed the round blotchy face to be that of Heigl.  I ready my phone, turn around and call out, “Hey Katherine Heigl, I’m a big fan.  Can I have a picture?”

I hate lying, so hearing myself tell her “I’m a big fan” killed a bit of my soul.  In fact, I’m the opposite of a fan.  I think she sucks.  But I couldn’t tell her that or she wouldn’t let me take her picture… so I took the suck-up route.  Didn’t effing work, she still said, “no” to me taking her picture.  Then her douch husband chimed in, “we’re just relaxing as a family, no pictures” like he’s someone?!  Heigl follows up by saying, “yeah, we’re with our kid”

I was thinking who the ‘eff cares.  I don’t want to picture of your kid.  I could have run in front of them and kept taking pictures but I didn’t.  I just shrugged my shoulders and as she walked away I said, “I go see your movies and you can’t even take a picture?”

Anyway, this is just more proof that she’s an unpleasant cow.  I met Matt Damon for crissake and he was more than pleased to pose for pictures and chat.  And he’s way bigger a celebrity than Heigl.  Josh Kelly?  I mean come on.

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