cowboys vs aliens movie review

Yes. Go. Now. If not because you wanna see it, then to support folks who believe in making a real effort to not allow Hollywood to turn to crap. This movie bitchsmacks Captain America, Thor, The Green Lantern, and all the Transformers in one swoop while showing that a summer popcorn flick about explosions and aliens is able to include a story worth watching and characters worth being sad over if they die violently.

From the first scene, it’s clear that the old school cowboy vibe is on. Daniel Craig awakens in the desert with no shoes, a strange steel object on his wrist, a wound, and total amnesia, which makes him unable to give his name to three drifters who find him. This makes for a plan by the drifters to haul him in to local authorities for a possible bounty. Bad move. From the get-go, it turns out that this weary wanderer is quite the badass.

Finding his way into the nearest town, Jake (Craig) finds himself in a skirmish with the local cattle king’s son (Paul Dano) and winds up being recognized by the local lawmen as an outlaw indeed. Shackled and ready to go to prison, things take a slight turn as alien jets roar over town and start snatching up people like flies. This is when Jake’s wrist device lights up and allows him to shoot back with alien ammo, much more severe than little bullets. Nonetheless, the aliens make off with plenty of townsfolk, and the cattle king (Harrison Ford, redeeming himself from the curse of that crystal skull bungle) hauls Jake along with the retrieval party to chase down these alien bastards and help Jake find out just how this laser cannon found its way to his arm.

From there, no more plot is to be spoiled. Olivia Wilde is hot as hell as the mysterious woman in town who keeps staring at Jake, but a twist in her character’s background only half-explains how awkward she seems from the get-go. But hey, why not have a model hanging around? Adam Beach plays Harrison Ford’s right-hand man with presence, and Sam Rockwell provides comic relief as the guy learning to use his gun. Along with Clancy Brown, Walton Goggins, and a generally impressive cast all around, “Cowboys and Aliens” stays entertaining as hell from beginning to end while managing to be a flick called “Cowboys and Aliens” that treats the audience with respect.

Cowboys. Aliens. A hot chick. Explosions. Solid acting. A good story. Sold? Good stuff, now go. Stop reading, nobody thinks you’re deep, just go see the flick. Shoo.

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