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High Gas Prices...

Ok, now that we've all heard the jokes about how phucking expensive gas is and how Exxon is making $1,300 a second profit...can we loose the 9/10 bullshit?! $3.86 9/10...

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Gemma Atkinson Bikini and Boobs

I'm not a big fan of lazy eyed British chicks, Sometimes I think they are talking to me, but it's the guy standing next to me... I am a fan of big boobs.  Yes, call me

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Elisha Cuthbert Lip Slip..?

I know this is a stretch, but I did notice that Elisha's bikini bottoms kind fold in just at the right (or wrong) moment...you decide while I go rub lotion on my mother's

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Bai Ling Bikini Pics and Nipple Slips

After she got busted for shop lifting months ago, I figured maybe, just maybe Bai Ling will straighten up and lay low for a while.  But that's like asking Charlie Sheen to

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Kelly Osbourne Upskirt

Thankfully, her delicious pasty white thighs stuck together with sweat are preventing us from seeing the full monty. 

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Eva Mendes Topless (Italian Vogue)

Eva wants you to pee on her...or at least the photographer does...how phucking hot is Eva laying under a glass table...anyone like the Clevland Browns? var

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Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip

It was bound to happen.  However I'm glad she got the message about her stupid big glasses I've posted some other pics of Elisha here too (Elisha gives us the

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Ashlee Simpson Getting Married

That taste in your mouth, is bile... yes, Ashlee Simpson is getting married according to Hollyscoop. However, there is no word if she'll be reciting her own vows or if there will

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Uma Thurman Panty Upskirt

I wonder if, Jack Jordan took this pic...

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pics (II)

Boy someone sure looks pissy that the paparazzi is taking your picture...get over yourself.  It's like a nurse or a teacher who complains about their salary.  You knew

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Tyra Banks Sexy Mini Skirt Pics

Not much to say here...so enjoy. 

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Dating Advice

Why Do Guys Ignore Girls

Email: Why do guys appear to be interested in you then suddenly they ignore you? Well there could be a number of reasons. Let's explore the most obvious ones at first: Maybe

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Who's Afraid of a Little Finger in the Ass?

What about it guys. Do we like fingers in the ass? It's like Bon Jovi, most guys won't admit they like them... but yeah, we do. When I was 16, an older friend of mine started

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Bad Dating Tips

In The Mist Well just when you thought it might be safe to date again, along comes some more crappy dating advice... I was trying to master my pick up lines, so I

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Are Fat Chicks Better At Oral Sex?

First off, don't be an ass and call them 'fat chicks'.  Secondly, yes.  They give great head.  I mean, by and large, they give great head.  No pun intended of

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Waiting For Her To Call

'Oh, It's You...' You try to cover up your disappoinment, but your mom can tell from the sound of your voice... You go on to explain that you've been waiting

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Nadine Velasquez from My Name Is Earl is spicy hot! (Click here)

Josie Maran rocks in her steamy lingerie (Click here)

Christina Aguilera when she was dirty and hot (Click here)

C’mon, who isn’t into Zombie Strippers? (Click here)

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