Cartman Performs Lady Gaga’s Poker Face - Odor

Rachel Bilson Touching Her Poonanny - Isis

Menia Mathioudaki Goes Greek At the beach - HQ

Who called Kate Beckinsale Overrated? - Guyism

Hottest Secretary Ever??? - Caveman

Front Mag Shows off Rosie Jones Perfect Pair - LAX

Soccer reporter gets nailed - Epic

Beyonce at 2009 MTV European Music Awards - TC

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Dating & Advice
Dating & Advice
I understand that low cut jeans are the thing to wear. Personally, I thank God for them everyday, but just because they make them, doesn't mean you have to wear them. 
Well... I have a boyfriend. He is an amazing, sweet, and all around great guy.  He is so immature sometimes too. Thats a HUGE turn-off by the way!  So what do I do?
Most of us over 30 realize that there is nothing we can do to 'win' or, 'get back' the man or woman of our dreams. Those of you over 30 who still believe you can win that
I AM 14 HE IS 16 HE HAS EVERYTHING I WNT AND NEED IN A GUY. HIS BESTFRIEND IS TRYING TO GET HIM TO TAKE ME TO THEIR PROM IS THAT THE WRONG THING TO DO? You're 14... how can you
The blubbering continues, you wake up and once again you are faced with another day of being sad and miserable. You don't think it's getting better, but the fact that you just got
Back in the 80's, flaccid and skinny men around the world developed what is now known as "the arm flex." This quasi, involuntary move was designed to give women who
Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick... Yes ladies - that's all a guy wants to give you. As confusing a concept as it is, people still make money off this basic advice. Books,
We all have them, we all want them - but we hate being called one. Especially when it rolls off the lips of the girl you're trying to bang. (Classy eh?) We've all had
As the smell of Bath and Body gently fills the air, you turn your head only to feel yourself quiver at the site of an 18 year old, freshly graduated high school girl... You are
Friday November 6th, 2009
I can only imagine what her signature looks like...surprised she doesn't use crayons to sign her name... Have a good weekend, ingrates!
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Friday November 6th, 2009
I think I got hit on by an old man in the steam room at the YMCA.  I went into the steam room which I guess is pretty phucking gay to begin with.  There's this 80 year old dude sitting on one of the benches towel around his waist and there's no steam.  It's an empty, cold steam room at this point... but not for long.  It's about to get hot... I ask him if it's cool that I start the timer for the steam.  He looks at me and says, "Do whatever pleases you"  I'm thinking, that's a weird thing to say, but the guy is old so maybe it's one of those old fashion sayings..?  I sit back and give my back a little stretch.  He comes over sits beside me and says, "let me know if there is anything I can do"  Is that weird?  Should I have let him?  I didn't want to be rude...

Anyway Here's "soft" eyed Audrina.  I call her "soft" eyed because calling her "lazy" eyed would be mean... No doubt she's on her way to a soup kitchen to volunteer her time...
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Thursday November 5th, 2009
Holy shit, usually behavior like this is reserved for geriatrics with false teeth and drool hanging down from their lip.  Maybe throw in some slippers and a hair cap of sorts... Nice work Mr. Spears.  Your daughter has officially given up on life.

This Chick Loves Her Weed - Hail Mary Jane
Sophie Reade Topless Compilation - HeyBitch
Nipple Slip Hall Of Fame - DNS
Lady Victoria Hervey Spreads It At The Pool - Goggler
Learn To F#@k Me Right - DeadDog
Joanna Krupa Naked Playboy Pictures - CelebSexTube
Hot Chicks Getting Photobombed - Caveman
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Thursday November 5th, 2009
So the other day TMZ showed a video of Britney making it through LAX security with a Big Gulp.  Something of course nobody is allowed to do.  I've been asked to throw away sealed water bottles only having to pay 3 times as much once passed security check point.  LAX security sucks.  In fact, on may way back from Vancouver, BC I snapped a few pics of LAX Airport Security hard at work... while bags are being loaded onto the conveyor belt, security simply sits on their ass, they listen to their head phones or they are busy texting.  Not one security guard checked ANY of the luggage.  So is it a wonder that Britney got to go through with her big gulp?  No, the guy was probably too busy trying to take her picture for his Twitter account.

Cartman Performs Lady Gaga’s Poker Face - Odor
Rachel Bilson Touching Her Poonanny - Isis
Menia Mathioudaki Goes Greek At the beach - HQ
Who called Kate Beckinsale Overrated? - Guyism
Hottest Secretary Ever??? - Caveman
Front Mag Shows off Rosie Jones Perfect Pair - LAX
Soccer reporter gets nailed - Epic
Beyonce at 2009 MTV European Music Awards - TC
Britney Down Blouse Britney Down Blouse Britney Down Blouse Britney Down Blouse Britney Down Blouse


Thursday November 5th, 2009
Holy shit...and judging by these pics, she ate more than just her little lamb.  I think she may have eaten Nick too?!  Mariah prancing around Malibu for her new video... for weight watchers?  It's one thing to have had a kid and then to run around showing off your new post baby body... but I don't know what Mariah's excuse is.  Maybe now that she's married she can feel free to express herself.  She's no longer constrained by the "image" of Hollywood... Aretha Franklin here we come...  pic source
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